13 Quotes & Sayings By S L Clemens

Mark Twain was a prolific American author and humorist. His experiences as a riverboat pilot, his keen observation of the grotesque and ridiculous aspects of human nature, and his outspoken political views and sharp wit have provided the raw material for his works of fiction. He became one of the most influential authors in American literature. He is also credited with popularizing the short story, albeit with a twist.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. S. L. Clemens
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This poor little one-horse town. S. L. Clemens
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can. S. L. Clemens
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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? S. L. Clemens
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Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please. S. L. Clemens
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The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury. S. L. Clemens
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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce. S. L. Clemens
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Modesty died when false modesty was born. S. L. Clemens
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. S. L. Clemens
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It were not best that we should all think alike it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces. S. L. Clemens
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He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty. S. L. Clemens
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure. S. L. Clemens